Do we know the Belge but at all??

Well boys & girls, the procrastination queen strikes again. This time, with a wee Quiz to entertain you all during your gruelling day of work. I've looked hard for a suitable format for Blogspot and here it is. It is ever so slightly inadequate in that it doesn't store your results onto my blog for all viewers to see, so I invite you all to first take the quiz, remember your score and then to take the poll right below it, which will keep track of how people scored. Don't worry, it's anonymous ;-) I expect the usual disputes over the answers I deem correct, so feel free to argue them in the comment section. (Some people seem to know me better than myself). Enjoy your five minutes of legitimate faffing!

1. How many tattoos have I got?

2
3
None, I'm Mormon


2. At a party, I am most likely to be...

snogging some stranger
getting rat-arsed on cheap alcohol
putting the world to rights with a random stranger


3. My family consists of...

1 scarily tall brother, 1 wee sister and 36 cousins
a chimp, a pig and a carrot
all of you. AAAAAAALLLL of you *emotional twitch*


4. When I was five years old I ....

wanted to be a farmer and marry the boy with the big dumbo ears
punched a kid with Down Syndrome i/t face & then spent the next 5 days crying out of sheer guilt
All of the above


5. I am most likely to lie about...

my sexual preference
things other people ask me to lie about
the fact that I ate your food


6. I like my women...

soft & squidgy
witty & confident
straight (hetero)


7. I like my men....

soft & squidgy
witty & confident
far away from my women


8. My eye colour is

Blue
Brown
Grey


9. How many countries have I travelled to?

None. The Flemish are quarantined and not allowed to travel
13
25


10. I have never...

been given a ride on a Chopper by a big hairy biker dude
been to space camp & shaken hands with an astronaut
been in a catfight with another lesbian


11. If I won the lottery I would...

buy me girls, yachts and lots of bling
spend the rest of my days managing trustfunds for worthy causes
become all of yous'es bosses and turn evil

So how did you do?
	0-2: I'm just a stray passer-by
	3-6: I know you better than I know my milkman!
	7-10: I'm your buddy!!
	11: I'm obsessed with the Belge!
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