Spikey Dykey??

So I've just had a gay weekend in Antwerp. In the literal sense of the word at least ;-) I have but one observation to make. In the UK, the tendency is for lesbians to attempt to look like David Beckham. Perfect example is of course Alex Parks: hair shortly cut, but spiked upwards with lots of gel. Cute, if you have a face to match, which in all honesty, most dykes don't... *shudders*

In Belgium, however, the trend seems to be to have an equally short haircut gelled sideways and forward. More like "Shane" from the L-word.

Whatever happened to the good old golden earring in the right earlobe to mark "gayness". When did the transition to haircuts happen??? Haircuts are so bloody expensive... 40£ as opposed to a 50p earring??? Lesbians seriously got their priorities wrong ;-)