Favorite Quotations

It's somewhat ironic for me to be blogging this, considering my title-quote. But meh... Enjoy.

1.

The report of my death was an exaggeration
- Mark Twain -

2.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast
- Oscar Wilde -

3.

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

- Winston Churchill -

4.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love

- Charlie Brown -

5.

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French;
I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language
- Mark Twain -

6.

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune;
to lose both looks like carelessness
- Oscar Wilde -

7.

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl
- Evan Esar -

8.

Those who live on hope, die fasting
- Benjamin Franklin -

9.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint
- Mark Twain -

10.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
- Oscar Wilde -

11.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one
- Einstein -

12.

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity
- Oscar Wilde -

13.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
- HL Mencken -

14.

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters
- Alice Ellis -

15.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray,
and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional
- Oscar Wilde -

16.

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland
- Woody Allen -

17.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be
- Douglas Adams -

18.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times
- Rita Rudner -